Object of Desire: KNOTTED LOVE

This is what I want. Right now. Sorry to be so demanding but with that much rope there's bound to be some cross words.

Cheshire Street's Comfort Station is the bearer of such gifts, with the geographical co-ordinates of villages called 'love' and 'hope' etched into the gold plated fastner tube. Love in the Bahamas, Hope in Devon dontchaknow?

Curtain pulls a go-go, I'd like one on my wrist. Forget tying back your curtains, take a tip from the kids on the street and hang it round your neck, the chunkier and more regal the better.